SOOOOOOO BLONDE

**LadyLove** · February 25th, 2004, 09:55 AM

[B]<CENTER>She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front.

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

*She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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**1FINH** · February 25th, 2004, 02:53 PM

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**Tee Ehn** · February 25th, 2004, 03:53 PM

fake L*

**1FINH** · February 26th, 2004, 04:08 AM

fake maybe but still blond enough to make me umm well [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/party.gif[/img]

**Martini** · February 26th, 2004, 07:21 PM

Now we know 1FINH sure does favor the blondes! [img]smile.gif[/img]

**SEXY GRAMMA** · February 27th, 2004, 02:39 AM

KICKS FINH IN THE ASS.
YEAH, BUT CAN SHE SPELL SILICONE?
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**1FINH** · February 27th, 2004, 03:15 AM

lol I dont prefer blonds... i prefer sexy ladies. In all truth I prefer red heads. just not too many sexy hot red heads. But I am impartal.. I will take em all [img]wink.gif[/img]

**LadyLove** · February 27th, 2004, 07:35 PM

Hehehe! Good one Lori! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

What I'd like to do is put him, and Wild too for that matter, in a room full of hot sexy ladies with all different hair colors and tell 'em to pick one. Bet they'd be as nervous as a cat in a room full of rockin' chairs! [img]smile.gif[/img]